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The Nice Day

  • Post author:admin
  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The sun came out on a Saturday in England. The country put down whatever it was holding.

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The Soap Dispenser

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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It is touchless. In practice it has opinions about which hands deserve soap and when.

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The Oven Clock

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The clocks went back in October. Everything in the house followed, except the oven.

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The Spirit Level

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The shelf went up on Saturday, by eye. The spirit level came out afterwards.

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The Wheelie Bin

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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A letter explaining the system arrived in 2021. The letter was read once.

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The Allen Key

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The wardrobe arrived in nineteen pieces, with one folded key. It went into the drawer.

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The Spare Button

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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Nobody can name the drawer. Everyone is confident it exists.

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The Paint Chart

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The chart offers forty whites. Six were bought as testers. They are still there.

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The Barbecue

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The kitchen is a foreign country to him.He has never been.

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The Motion Sensor Light

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  • Post published: 12.09.2026
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The light went up above the garage. It faces the road. It has been on eleven times tonight.

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