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The Shopping Trolley

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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The trolley had three wheels in agreement and one with ideas of its own.

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The Garden Gnome

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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The gnome was given a rod and a pond and told to fish. The pond was concrete. The gnome did not complain.

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The Wine Cork

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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The cork held the wine for nineteen years and was famous for about a second and a half.

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The Goldfish

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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The goldfish had a memory of three seconds and a castle it discovered fresh on every lap.

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Murphy’s Law

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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Murphy observed that anything that can go wrong will. The toast had read his work closely.

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The Coat Kept for Best

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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One coat was saved for best. The other went to work. Best was a date only the closet kept.

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The Captcha

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  • Post published: 14.07.2026
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The form was complete. One step remained. The site wished to confirm the applicant was human. It asked him to find all the images containing a bus.

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The Doorstep Goodbye

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  • Post published: 13.07.2026
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The visit ended at nine, in principle. The coats went on at twenty past. The car started at five to ten.

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The Sneaker

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  • Post published: 13.07.2026
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A sneaker, white as morning frost, stepped out as if the world were lost.

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The Tape Measure

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  • Post published: 13.07.2026
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The shelf needed one measurement. A simple job. The tape measure was found in the second drawer, under the string. It agreed to come out. It did not agree to stay.

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