Four at the table by the window. Three hundred years between them.

The houseplant was bought to be cared for. It preferred to be forgotten.

The inbox reached zero at four o'clock on a Friday. It lasted the length of a coffee.

Two queues stood at the supermarket. One was moving. It knew it was being watched.

The brain keeps every advert jingle from 1994 in pristine condition. The password was set on Tuesday.

The watch asked for ten thousand steps a day. It did not ask where they went, or why.

The snooze button does not extend sleep. It opens negotiations.

The shelf was a two hour job. Hofstadter's Law states it takes longer than expected, even when the law is taken into account. The shelf had read the law.

The sock went into the wash a pair and came out a philosopher.

The wasp had not been invited to the picnic. The wasp did not consider this relevant.